Posts Tagged ‘freezer love’

hypnotosov comments that “a band named \\\Maytag uses refrigerator sounds as the basis for ambient black metal” and I could not resist delving deeper into this revelation; nor could many others, it seems.

Indeed, the “music” that resulted from their efforts is suitably majestic for this blog. CoverFeast your ears on this gem that is awesomely entitled “The Saga of the Frostbitten Lands of Frigidaire”:

And if that’s not enough aural assault for you, they are on Myspace; rejoice! I’m more of a “Frost Hammer” metalhead man myself, but I can appreciate a song like “I’m On a Fridge.”

In other news that is cold off the presses, here is an explanation of the phenomenon of freezer burn. And a Burning Man event held in the frigid wastes of Alberta, called Freezer Burn. Well I didn’t know of these things, anyway! I am learning as I go. No Siberian sage am I. Amazing what you can learn when you google random phrases. Just stay away from subjects like freeze-dried pets if you know what’s good for your sanity. Or don’t. Some sojourns down the rabbit hole are not meant to be taken.

To fit with the randomness and WTF-ness that infests this post, ponder this picture. I’ll discuss it in the next post.


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Meet The Freezers

Too many CT scans, too little freezer action I say! Feast your eyes on these babies, then–

Freezer #1029, AKA “The Freezer”, AKA “Freezasaurus rex”. Abandon warmth, all ye who enter here:


Don’t be shy now, Freezasaurus, show us your rear, ahh nice! You work out, dontcha?Image

And The Multitude of Maytag Minions (on the left); AKA Chesty McFrosty and The Fulsome Frigidaires:


That’s a quick glimpse of our cast of chilly characters. We shall delve into them shortly and see what glistening, hoary grandeur they conceal!

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