Too many CT scans, too little freezer action I say! Feast your eyes on these babies, then–
Freezer #1029, AKA “The Freezer”, AKA “Freezasaurus rex”. Abandon warmth, all ye who enter here:
Don’t be shy now, Freezasaurus, show us your rear, ahh nice! You work out, dontcha?
And The Multitude of Maytag Minions (on the left); AKA Chesty McFrosty and The Fulsome Frigidaires:
That’s a quick glimpse of our cast of chilly characters. We shall delve into them shortly and see what glistening, hoary grandeur they conceal!